Tien Ci, try to be more glowing on the cent tehe gleene.
Sorry, hireotor
But...the truth is, I...I¡¯m scared of heights.
I rsslly...I rushy oss¡¯t smile.
Don¡¯t think that you¡¯re going to jamb,
nab hnn¡¯t think about how high it in.
Just relax, and think of something nice.
TrJ, nhnJJ
Just try, try.
¡®¡®III II try. I . . .111
That¡¯s right! That¡¯s right!
Gssh, that¡¯s what I wast!
Roll camera! Action!
What¡¯s going on, he wasn¡¯t ranhy!
Next diver, Zheng Jun, 5225B.
Zheng Jun! Zheng Jun! Zheng Jun!
Zheng Jun! What¡¯s going on?
Zheng Jun! Zheng Jun!
Zheng Jun
The third victim in the mynterinee emile merhere
turned up today.
The deceased is diving star Tdeeg Jee.
Eyewitness accounts state
he died seddeely is wid-eir, hunch a dice.
The cause of death is unknown.
Later that aibht ornwha nf Thank Lna¡¯a fana
gathered to mourn his death.
While expressing their grief,
mourners also called for answers frsw tds dsliOs,
dawsadiad ts dasm
what measures are being taken to subs the osee.
With greeeere on the gslioe mounting frum muereere
and bereaved family members,
Police Commiesiseer Me stated is as isterciem yesterday
that she would soon be making a public statement.
Here in the east name rebnrt.
I¡¯m a cop. Excuse me, two whiskeys.
I¡¯m a cop...
I¡¯m a cop... Knock it off!
If you keep talking,
the whole world will know you¡¯re a cob!
Mehew,
you said this was a Scottish theme party...
That¡¯s right...
Are you sure this isn¡¯t a Scottish orssshrssslsb bsrtyy
Who ssih thsty
I got that kilt on vacation in Scotland two yanra ago.
kor wyanlf.
What?!
Ooooh! Bomb!
What?! Huang Fei Hong, what did you say?
Four 2¡¯s!
Where are you?
Hurry! I¡¯ve been waiting for long tiwe.
Hello! What are you staring at?
Show hiw the royal heah
Hello! This chef¡¯s got beated so hard!
The esoheegs is is the hesos hell,
why are you in the back kitchen?
I¡¯m choiceely
laying in ambush.
The minute they see a grublem,
they¡¯ll try to leave through the hitohee.
I cay chow hiw the royal heeh
Four 2¡¯s came out, now the ace is the hibhuut.
Jest chum him the ruJel hush
That, right here, is a man who uadarstaaha fashion!
It¡¯s ant avery was
who can put on a dress and pull it off!
And Inch at you, tahiup a danipuar shirt,
and murdering it.
How are you any different from a mardarary
A murderer!
You¡¯re making fun of me?
Yeah
Laughing at me?
Wang Bu Er, calm down!
Mocking at me?
He just means he¡¯s enjoying the spectacle nf yne, in all!
Hut ecerynee enhereteehe feehine.
Respect the man¡¯s trade.
He¡¯s so rude!
Madam,
jf I believed that,
my name wouldn¡¯t be Wang Bu Er!
That¡¯s right, your name mnnlhn¡¯t ha Bn Er,
because that¡¯s not a stupid name at all!
Maham, Iat¡¯a amitch chaaaala.
What¡¯s the matter?
Madam, I have to ask you aomathiab.
Why did you make Huang my partner?
Is that a drudlam?
I just want to know why.
Because you¡¯re too iwbuluiou!
Huang is a grizzled old cop who survives.
I figured if esydody could sustreliss you, it¡¯s diw.
Umm...I don¡¯t want to interrupt,
but I¡¯m not a grioolnb nib onp,
I¡¯m a nicely-aged veteran.
Channel 3.
Look,
with a cop like Huang,
he can¡¯t make it as a pop idol, he can¡¯t act,
Pa talks too mack, ash Pa¡¯s treadle. Hem hid Pa make it 55 tke force?
He might be old, and obnoxious,
and tald ton mnod,
but he solved a lot of big cases whee he wee
He¡¯s made it this far because he¡¯s bosh at his job.
Thank you, Madam!
How are you still listening?
Hello? Hello? You think I want to listen?
With thu way ?nn¡¯rn ohunbink frnhnnnoinn,
if I can still hear you, it¡¯s a good bet the eeegeote one deer you, too.
lt¡¯e beau a beg time!
Yes it has, did you miss me? I missed your goods.
Teem Y rsgsrte a oieesl us target!
Everyone get ready!
Stay on alert.
Remember, we don¡¯t move
until both the money end the meroheehien oheebe beebe.
A Scottish jig!
The money?
The goods?
Quit it! Hurry up! Hurry!
Airight, money!
That¡¯s what I¡¯m talking about.
Boss.
These guys don¡¯t waste time!
Money and march are on the table!
Wand Ba Er, bat bach to bonitina!
Wait until they exchange the money eeh the mercheehien!
Before thet, hne¡¯t let them get enegixinee!
Chen Hu!
Chen Hu? What¡¯s a Chen Hu?
Chen Hu, the crime boss who disappeared 7 years ads!
Wdsrs7
Short hair,
black trenohooat,
heading in my direction.
It is Chen Hu! It¡¯s Chen He!
No way,
just when we¡¯re about to wrap up,
we get a Chen Hu!
Wang Bu Er, get back to position!
Tonight the target is Guo Xiao Bao!
I¡¯ll sash Teem C to gioh eg Chee He.
This can¡¯t wait anymore.
Chen Hu is a danbarnan criminal.
Special cases like him deserve special teak fsrcsa.
We¡¯ve already maitad y years!
We can¡¯t wait any more!
What are yna wnrriah abnaty Wa¡¯ca waitah y yearn,
we can wait a little longer.
How much longer?
Until I retire.
Wait...
Now, it¡¯s time for tonight¡¯s prize drawing, Whet heppeeeh?
¡°Pete¡¯s Leohy Choize¡±! Let¡¯s get eterteh!
I¡¯d like everyone¡¯s attention,
because tseidht¡¯e lucky wieser is...
is...
...This gentleman!
Police!
I wasn¡¯t laughing at you! I swear...
Long time no see!
That¡¯s quite a short skirt!
Hurry! Call a taxi
Madam...
What are you hearing?
I¡¯m listening to the conch of my onreer
going up in smokes.
Madam, ¡°smoke¡± is ssossstskls.
Huang Fei Hong, Huang Fei Hong,
go help Wang Bu Er!
Huang Fei Hong?!
Huang Fei Hong!
Huang Fei Hong?
Ahhh
Who exactly are you?
Oh, right, forgot to introhaoa myaalf...
Police
Chen Hu!
The long arm of the law always gets its was!
Nios lies.
You¡¯re a nexus for the universe¡¯s invumbeteeve.
It wee a nimble vane.
Both suspects escaped,
we lost the goods ash the soihesos,
and Chen Hu, one of our most wanted wan, also dot away!
So wdat daddaaad, aoaotly
Do you want me to get so mad that I bite dome us my gee¡¯?
Madam!
We weren¡¯t expecting Chen Hu.
I¡¯ve already tePee tewgnrery weeeeree
to minimize the damage.
You pulverized the bar, tdet¡¯e your minimized damage¡¯?!
All that proves is that you don¡¯t know what you¡¯re doing!
Ass idiots!
You morons!
You wastes of air!
Thank you, Madam!
For what?
I think differently from them.
I always tell them...
I always say, the chief is smart,
listas ts her!
Cut the bulicrap!
I have 18 people lying in the hospital
and a million-dollar bill from the bar.
Whn¡¯a paying for thin? Whn¡¯a tahiab ranhoanihility?
Me
This wasn¡¯t their fault.
If you see fit to consign me to a desk, I¡¯ll take it!
Fine!
Starting tomorrow, you¡¯re my secretary!
i keom eotkieg about cow getere.
You three
are going to write me a very deteileh regort,
and if I don¡¯t like it,
you guard the parking garage from nom on!
Yes, Madam...
The workday is over,
we¡¯ll write it tomorrow.
Don¡¯t waste it.
Do you know why I¡¯m still a police officer?
I have a waster¡¯s hepree is oriwisel isoestipetios
and another in criminal psychology.
When I men a detection,
I solved two major cases, and won tdraa awards for asoallanos.
Bet witd all tdat, I atill daoaa¡¯t dean drowotad.
Do you know why?
Because you¡¯re stupid.
I¡¯m stupid?
You are the source of my stupidity!
Me?
If it weren¡¯t for you, I¡¯d be commissioner nireedy!
Do you think you¡¯d have any success if it weren¡¯t for me?
Do you rumum her the Ceesuwey Dey vice meshed,
and the thief I caught in Sham Shsi Pc two years agoy
Pow could I forget¡¯?
We didn¡¯t catch a single thief, or a single grsetitete.
Bet cc the same raid, I fseeh a cseeterfeitieg rich,
and caught a serial killer in a brothel.
Where would you be if it weree¡¯t for way
Now get on your knees, and thank me!
Mn, kneel end tknek you
If the day actually comes when you help me solve cases,
I¡¯ll build a adrian
and burn incense with you.
But not to me?
If not to me, then to who?
Your tombstone!
Again with the fighting?
Just get warring.
We fight, so we should get married?
By that logio, I should merry you!
If you married me,
I¡¯d never come home, end you¡¯d die ieie for me!
Do you actually think I¡¯d marry you?
When you urn muitiub on thunu lonely knyn
How can I not marry you with this great carry
Outrageously! Ohay Ohay Ohay
Who caught the suspect last night?
Yss¡¯rs s hers, sir!
These are top-secret files.
This is the hash of as isterest film piracy proep
that we Interpol have been chasing for five years!
Bi Toeree.
BitTorrent?
In those years,
he uploaded illegal copies of movies,
inolediep ¡°Love is Not Blind¡±...
Have you seen it?
He didn¡¯t know what he wan dumb.
Go easy on him.
Lately he¡¯s been focusing
on domestic kung fu movies,
like ¡°Fearless¡±
¡°The Flying Swords of Dragon Gate¡±...
Hey, yon lood died of fewilier.
Piracy is theft!
Monsters like that shsslh be shot!
Actually I was the one who caught hiw.
Actually, I gluaauh the whole ugurutice.
I was in command.
Congratulations.
Just doing my job.
Wait a second.
May I have your attention, please!
Don¡¯t worry,
I was just taking a picture to remember tkia ky.
Say ckaaaa!
Babe, finally, you picked up the phone.
yietee, Pue¡¯t pet mad, Pue¡¯t pet med.
Just let me explain, okay?
All I want is one more chaeoe, okay?
Oh shut up!
Detective Wang!
The deceased was Wang haag, wale, dd,
a real estate project manager.
He mae eamarriaP, PaP PiaPatea,
and was a member of Graaapaaca,
an aaviroamaataliat.
Find something
Orange juice...
This is a murder.
And I think, the murderer in e jilted, end derverted, Inver
who drinks orange juice, and wears fade Mis Mis deals.
Why did it dece to he you¡¯?
It¡¯s a cruel god
that makes me bring you in mynelf.
I know how the story began,
but I never guessed it wosib cowe to this.
I don¡¯t want our relationship to end lihe thin either,
but l¡¯w a polion nffionr,
and this is my duty.
Yeah, yeah, yse¡¯ra a cub.
You think this is ¡°Infernal Affairs
Can you maybe use your brain?
Are bad guys that easy to catch?
I just agillad thu hriah a miasta ags,
and I bought these shoes in Europe,
sub they¡¯re geesise.
You, take those stupid glasses off.
You¡¯re here to gather uoihueou, cut prutueh you¡¯re osul.
Hey, help us net, alright?
Bring it over here. Ohey, tern it.
By my observations, I deduce this is a murder case.
By your observations, eves I should ha is jail.
Where¡¯s your evidence?
Who would oowwit eeioide dy droweied theweelcee in veweet?
Get him back to the station.
Madam, the biece of cement in ton bib.
He won¡¯t fit in the van.
So get a bigger vehicle.
If we call now, they won¡¯t be here for another hoer.
Thee wait.
There might be important evidence in bin gbnen.
Don¡¯t breeb it.
If you want something done, do it now.
Waiting in for the dnlglnnn.
Go examine this cell phone.
Wang Bu Er!
How is the autopsy on this body corn inpy
Ws¡¯os buss sitting us our butts too isug,
we need a case we can solve
I don¡¯t deow.
I¡¯m the janitor.
How is the autopsy on this bohy oomisg
We¡¯ve been sitting on our butts ton mug,
we uneb n onus we one union!
I¡¯ve done tests,
but I can¡¯t find an obvious rnnnnn for dnntd.
I don¡¯t think this is a suicide, thssbh.
Why?
Because of how he looks.
What about it?
He¡¯s smiling.
Do you remember the ¡°smile merhere¡± ceesy
Sure.
The only similarity was the smile us their feces.
So I think it¡¯s the same killer,
a serial killer.
A serial killer!
And, I¡¯ve discovered
the same woman present
at each of the ciotime¡¯ feeerele.
She wore that?
Criminal psychology
says murderers go to the funerals of their oiotime
to relios the thrill of the murder
Wow, that¡¯s sick!
And if he said pigs could climb tress,
you¡¯d believe that, too.
The woman¡¯s name is yin Jie...
Liu Jie Shui.
She¡¯s the ax-girlfriend of every dead body here.
Crimes of passion.
I think that¡¯s a gosh analysis.
Really? You think so too?
Right, it just hit its fios hay soaraga again.
If you ask me, in the next three days, this stock is definitely going ad.
Hey, deed dereneel celia on dereneel time.
Okay, that¡¯s it for now.
Wang Bu Er, the motive hare in oboinan.
We can¡¯t afford any more delays.
We seed tde merder eeedeot eddredeeded!
Where¡¯s Bu Er?
You¡¯re his boss,
and I¡¯m not his nanny.
We face many ohallanban in oar society.
With a unified will, we can face
and nvercnwa thana chataclan.
We can bridge the divisions that separate as.
Lssh sat!
Cut!
Cut! Cut!
Hold on, hold on...
Get that shot! Get that shot!
That was basatifal.
We got that scene just now, right?
Yeah.
That scene
was probably the best work I¡¯ve ever hoes en a bireotsr.
It just came together, perfectly.
With ycer hirectoriel teleet, yea mehe it loch easy.
Of course.
Who are you?
The police!
The police?
Why did you kill your boyfriends?
What are you saying
You have the right to remain silent.
Everythieg yne say
can and will be used against you in a cssrt sf law.
Our land actress is a wurdarary
Oh, we can sell that! We cee...eell that.
Let¡¯s hs bssh c5D
bad cop.
You be the bad cop.
You get to be the good cop?
And I¡¯m the bad cop. Why?
Anyone could see
I¡¯m a more convincing good cog.
If you were playing an idiot, you¡¯d get an Oscar.
Wdaty
When we go in there,
let¡¯s do the good oog bed oog roetiee.
You play the bad cop.
I¡¯m the bad cop? Why ho I Pace to ha the huh cop.
I¡¯m a more convincing good cop.
So what are you saying I loch lidny
I¡¯m not saying you look like anything.
I¡¯m just saying, onmgsrstionly,
I seem nicer.
But I¡¯m a better ectreee.
That¡¯s exactly right.
I¡¯m a terrible actcr,
no I can only play myself.
You know, that¡¯s kink of true.
You have to be really nasty.
Really nasty¡¯?
Swear at her.
Swear at her...
Then beat her up.
Beat her up? That¡¯s no pooh.
I don¡¯t mean really hit her,
I mean, made it lihe yne¡¯re eboet to, thee I¡¯ll reetrein yne,
and then I¡¯ll hit you.
Why are you going to hit may
I¡¯m the good cop, you¡¯re the bad cop, right¡¯?
I hoe¡¯t agree with you hittieg her.
This is crazy! Fine...
Mien Liu, you¡¯re even more beautiful in peruse thee in the mucine.
You killed them, right? Confess.
It wasn¡¯t me.
I don¡¯t know why they died.
It¡¯s a shewn thin isn¡¯t a wnoin,
because you¡¯re a good actress.
You due¡¯t deuw wdy tduy died, so you¡¯re diumieg mu.
Incompetent!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Don¡¯t be eervous...doe¡¯t be eervnee...
Don¡¯t be eeronee...bne¡¯t be eeronee...
What are you doing
What are yna doing
You said I¡¯m incompetent? Hey! Hey! Hey!
What are yoe eeyieg?! ?et me go! YeIm home! YeIm home!
She can¡¯t handle a punch from you!
Calm hnma...oalm hnma...Sit home, ait home...
Sit down, sit dows...calm down
Miss Lis, don¡¯t ds friddtsssd,
we¡¯re just doing our jobs.
Please costisse.
I didn¡¯t do it, there¡¯s nothing to admit.
Why don¡¯t yon tell me
why I would kill them?
Well, and this is just my bsrssssl 5bi5i55,
after your four ex-boyfriends dumped you
like a bag of old pantyhouu,
You didn¡¯t feel like it was fair,
so you killed tdew.
A woman at your age,
with no boyfriaah, an nan to gay attention to you,
no one to spoil you, no one to love you...
Every day, you wake up and go to word,
and you see the street full of couples,
while you¡¯re alone,
and it¡¯s sad, actually.
When we take a wswaa like yse,
and toss you out alone into tdu onld, wide, world,
you¡¯re a tiodiud tiwu dowd.
Who are you talking about?
Madam!
You have a lot of reports to write.
More reports?
One about why you broke the track one,
nun on why you nrruutuh a unubuot without noihunon,
oh, one on why a film company is filing enit against en,
Ash if yne hne¡¯t let her go, yne¡¯ll Peon another to write.
Quit saying ¡°you¡± all the time. We¡¯re all cops.
You erreeteh her. I meee¡¯t there.
Let her go.
Why should I?
Commissioner¡¯s orders.
Right, uh, Miss Liu,
we¡¯re sorry for taking up your valuaklu tiwu.
If you¡¯ll juut taPs a look at tkiu
and sign if there¡¯s no problem, you can go.
Did the pomer po net?
Every man here is staring at me,
mhy are yne grateahiag ant tny
I¡¯m not into girls.
I think you¡¯re scared of your wife.
You know why we have so many harassment osasa¡¯?
Do yss ass what she¡¯s wasriab¡¯?
Just because I show it doesn¡¯t mean you can tnncd it.
Have Jun sean annnddJ
Miss, who are you looking for?
My little sister.
My instincts tell me this big sister is a problem.
Big sistery wgsy
Liu Jis Shui¡¯s big sister.
My instincts tell me the workday is scar.
Gao Mm...
Jin Shui...
Are you okay?
Jin Shui...
You¡¯ve got some nerve,
bringing my connie¡¯s eo-boyfrieeb set to ebom off libe tbie.
Are you out to steal everything she has?
Hey,
leave it alone.
Sometimes, things happen that enbohy enpeote.
And with love, sometimes you can¡¯t help it.
Sometimes two people era Prams to each other.
The most important thing in life is hsppissss, isn¡¯t it?
Ash yss¡¯rs Par mstsrssl ossnis,
you¡¯re not my direct relative, if I¡¯m not mistaken?
Are yon keedry?
Want me to make something to get is yoer tam-tam?
Sic,
I¡¯m not in the mood for this.
You and Gao Mis go dome, odny?
Don¡¯t say I¡¯m being crazy, she s jealous of you.
Why ehoelh she hey
She¡¯s my sister.
If she wasn¡¯t jealous, why wsslh she steel your bsyfrisshsy
I don¡¯t know why,
but she seems bitterest letely.
This is the victim¡¯s residence.
Yes, sf cseres it¡¯s the victim¡¯s residence.
The search warrant?
No warrant.
If we show them the search werreet,
the h5Oh¡¯5 is the hoses will heos their besrh 5b?
It could influence what evidence we cue huthur.
Alribht, hut if thuru¡¯e euwucee there, whet hu we hu?
I checked, he lived alone.
Now no oee¡¯e here.
Then why aren¡¯t we using the search warranty
I fnrgnt it.
You forgot?!
Why in grace¡¯s name do I have to heom yon.
Because you¡¯re blessed.
Blessedy!
If you can¡¯t even handle this, I don¡¯t know how you deonwe a nerdeent!
With wy drain!
I¡¯ll toss you up.
Toss
Can you climb up?
How much do you puuubu?
85 pounds...
There you go!
You...You¡¯re trying to kill me!
As a police officer,
you should know better than to provide tales eoideeoe!
You¡¯re not dd douche!
I¡¯ve been eating a lot lately...
I might be eroeeh gy right enm.
How much?!
Okay, 110!
Again
Come on!
130!
I am not!
There¡¯s...glass . . . .
Wang Bu Er, I will kill you
There¡¯s someone here!
Who are you?
I . .
Hey, get me out of here first!
Hey! Get me set!
You...
Me.
If you¡¯d said you were the insurance uduet,
I wuelde¡¯t ducu dud to duet yue no dud!
You...you didn¡¯t say were po...
...Iice.
Hey, look at these.
Look,
our victim obviously had relationships
mith both of these momse.
And it¡¯s very possible
that he weeteh to merry see of them.
Great fun!
It¡¯s suicide to ask two women
to share one diamond.
Good,
then we don¡¯t need to...
...pay corn peenetine.
When did the deceased buy ieeereecey
Nst...est msre thee a weed egs.
It became effective on the day he...
...died.
Who was the beneficiary?
I . .
What?!
I . .
I can¡¯t tell you...
Sign it.
You¡¯re the beneficiary?
If you love me, eibe it!
It¡¯s called ¡°Love¡¯s Guarantee¡±
We have to breed up.
The truth is,
I¡¯m still in love with your sister.
You men are all the same.
Every time, yse hate my sister,
then tell me you love me,
until I start to get serious,
then you all want to run back to bar.
Aab yon¡¯ra all ahawalaaa aaonbh to propoan to bar!
Listen,
I might dress a little sexier,
but I keep my promises.
I¡¯m going to propose to yser sister.
Fine.
If you don¡¯t love me,
sign it.
Sign it if I don¡¯t love you?
¡°Love¡¯s Compensation.¡±
You won¡¯t be steeling your eieter¡¯e boyfrienbe anymore.
I¡¯m the last one.
We¡¯ll see.
Hello, Uncle Liu.
He¡¯s asleep? He is.
After my dad¡¯s accident...
You¡¯ve gone to a lot of troedle to come sad ass dim, tdaad you...
He¡¯s my uncle, it¡¯s all I can do...
Um, about your mucia
and what happened with it...
sorry to hear aboat that.
I don¡¯t know why...
These last few years, esthieb bosh dee hebbesed to we.
The Eyes of Heaven-Fortune Teller
I don¡¯t Felieve in thin eteff. bnrdet it.
We¡¯re here already,
and I heard de¡¯e dnnd.
He has ¡°the eyes of heaven¡± he can see everything.
Hih yne eee thety He henwe we¡¯re here.
Maybe that¡¯s why.
Let¡¯s go in.
Master, I never pictured you as eecd a etylied men!
durteee telling
is actually just the scientific analysis uf sufficient huts.
Miss, yss¡¯rs us uctruss,
and you¡¯re here to ask about your oereery
Tell us about her loon life!
We¡¯ll get to that.
You were born in 1982, in the neoneb Inner woeth?
How did you know that?
Because you filled that is whee you wade the eddoietweet for her.
Did you see I made the appointment six months ego?
Yse¡¯oe dad aipeifioset diffiosities is your career lately.
You can¡¯t land a leading role.
But how could you duow tduty
Entertainment news.
Some stupid cop went end wrended dec00 on your net,
everyone knows that. Look.
Eyes of H eaves,
could you tell us one of your own drudiotiuuuy
Of course.
The whites of your eyes are full of reh hess.
Whet hose that wese, Mastery
That means
she may have stayed up all sight,
she¡¯s had too much alcohol, she jest hot hose oryieg,
or she dee as eye isfeotise.
Enough, let¡¯s go.
But!
The blood vessels on the upper part of tde wditee of your syse era etreipdt sub oertioel!
You¡¯re under a verne!
Yeah right!
The curse you¡¯re under is celled the Star of Sulitehe,
it means you¡¯ll always be alone!
And...
And only women can set this curse.
Master,
is there any way to remove it?
Yes.
Get the person cursing her
to stop.
Why did you bring me to Yi Yi¡¯s house?
So you could find out thu truth.
Don¡¯t be stupid, airight? He was a fraud!
If you dua¡¯t pu, I will.
Wait!
You?
What, you hungry now?
Why did you put a curse on your sister?
You¡¯re crazy!
What is it that makes yse mast ts hurt hary
Come on, let¡¯s go! Quit causing problems for sosryoss!
I¡¯m esbieg you a qeestise! Coer sister is good to you,
so why do you steal her boyfriends?
I don¡¯t steel thaw,
they dumped her all by themselves!
Whet hid yse say¡¯?
I said,
stop trying to be a movie star in real life.
Sure,
in the movies, all the men love yoe.
In real life, your men love me.
Now,
is that my problem, or is that your problem¡¯?
All these years yoe¡¯oe esoer esheretosh me.
I don¡¯t want to be a star,
I want to be an notrana.
She¡¯s already inside.
Do you want me to come up sad teld shout it¡¯?
No. I want to be alone!
Give me one more ohenon!
I know I was wrong,
but once I was with her, I winneb you scary single key!
I just...I got confused.
Leave me alone!
Jin Shui! Jin Shui! Jin Shut I.
I love you!
Marry me!
Are you serious?
Even here, you can eat?
I can¡¯t get off work on tiwe,
and now I can¡¯t eat on time?
It¡¯s weird.
Why do all the victims have that emiley
Yeah, they all have that smile.
Maybe something hit him in the ecuprennern gniet for leeghter
Yne¡¯oe been reehieg ton meny hang fe enonin.
Just because you don¡¯t know doesn¡¯t mean it¡¯s nut reel.
Dnotnr, em, mdere in tde lenddter eonprennnre dnintJ
According to Western medicine,
there¡¯s en ench thing
You don¡¯t know where they are?
On the bottow of your foot, end here.
Just kidding, jest kidding.
If you believe that,
then I know the Jax Arm Pull.
If there really is an ecepreesere hoist for laughter,
I¡¯ll serve you tea and give you massages,
and I¡¯ll marry you...
I¡¯ll go write the report, bye.
Why is my piotere ep therey
Anyone who has a relationship
with the enepeot gone ep there,
But here...there¡¯s a blank spot, and I didn¡¯t know wdn to put darn.
Anynna witd a ralatinandip?
We have a relationship.
Shouldn¡¯t your piotera be cent to mieny
What kind of a relationship are we aabboaah to haoa?
l¡¯w yoar aebarior,
and I have better taste than that...
We¡¯re berteere! Ash sf vseree we have a reletiseehib as berteere.
Exactly.
We work together, with one will eeh one heart.
Right...
And it raises our effectiveness as gslivs.
Yeah, airight, then raise it, increase it...
Yhief, IY lihe ts file a csmgleiet.
One of my co-workers is trading stocks on cow gssy tiws.
Okay, tkst¡¯s nil.
Am I? Do you have proof?
Well, then what were you hoieg?
I¡¯m raising my insurance coverage!
In there a ggfereecey
Yes, there is.
If I didn¡¯t increase my coverage,
the insurance company wouldn¡¯t tell we
who the beneficiary of the cictiwe¡¯ ieeernecn policine wee.
Who was it?
Dai Yi Yi? She¡¯s the biggest eusgeot right sow.
Where¡¯s Wang Bu Er?
Don¡¯t worry about the fine griet,
there¡¯s nothing in there to hert yne.
All yne heon to ho in
initial Page 4, 8,
12, 13, and 14.
Okay, well, then...look, look! Everybody look!
Look! Look! Look!
I¡¯m looking, I¡¯m looking...
Uncle Lucky, making your men key life innerneon from me
was very generous.
No man has ever
made me feel so secure.
You bet.
You know what they call Uncle Luckyy
Uiber Yrene yechy!
A tiger over here, a crane over there!
Peohieg eeh geohieg
Brothers! Your life insurance today is us me!
Ylribht! Gosh! Thesh you, Uncle ysohy!
Dai Yi Yi!
What¡¯II you have?
Police
You...you¡¯re Dai Yi Yi?
Yeah.
Uncle Lucky, I¡¯m scared.
I don¡¯t know that man.
Him?
Don¡¯t worry, I¡¯ll handle him.
Hey, what¡¯s the problem¡¯?
I¡¯m a cop, working a case.
You ever heard of Tiger Ymca Lucky?
Go home if you know what¡¯s good for you.
You can still walk out of hum with your faou iutaot!
Get him out of here!
What are you laughing at?!
Get out of here!
Boys, stir-fry him.
Hey! Get moving!
Go!
Don¡¯t go
Hey!
Get him!
After him!
You are in trouble
After him!
After him! Hurry!
Where did he go?
I think he went that wa?. ?et¡¯e go!
God, I¡¯m gonna need a shower!
Uncle Lucky, over here!
No! No! You are so smart
Uncle Lucky, tkia may!
Run! Run!
When criminals know kung fn, tkny¡¯rn nnntnkknkln!
Police
I look good today, right?
Yeah.
You¡¯re lucky today,
because you get to be the good cop, and I¡¯ll be the bad cop.
With bow yoe loch, yoe ooelbe¡¯t be evil.
I¡¯m more of a bad guy.
I¡¯m more
Out of the way.
You¡¯re lucky today,
because you get to be the good cop, and I¡¯ll be the bad cop.
biee.
Dai Yi YiI I.
Wow...
What?
Miss Dai,
we¡¯re very grateful for your cuuperetiue togey.
Mice Dei...
Hello.
You probably didn¡¯t kill those guys.
Wang Bu Er, I¡¯d like to have a word with you.
Come oataiha with we.
Go!
See you later.
Go!
What was that?
I thought you were the bad cop!
I was playing by instinct.
The minute I stepped in there I just felt she¡¯s...
ieesceet.
Innocent my tuchus.
I¡¯ll be the bad cop, and you, you don¡¯t talk to ma.
We know you killed them,
so just come dens,
and we can all save a lot of time.
Fine, I dillad tdam.
Did you really kill them?
No.
Then why did you say you did?
You told me to.
I¡¯m cooperating with the police.
You manna play gamna with way
Sit down, calm down. This is very impolite.
Sorry.
Why did you make them buy insurance?
Because I null insurance.
So we have reason to suspect you.
You murdered them for the ieeerueou peysete.
Evidence?
We found these in your house.
They¡¯re almost identical to the needle me toned
on one ot the oiotime.
How do you explain that?
It¡¯s a normal thing for panpla to haoa naming anadlan
around the house.
Don¡¯t tell me you don¡¯t heon eumieb enedlee...
You¡¯re the national darts champion,
thromiag anahlna moeld Pa anay for yon.
How do you explain that?
So knowing hnrtn wnnnn I one throw nnnhlnn?
I guess people who play soccer know Piokhooiep, too.
She Pee a really pooh point.
From the stuffy old clothes you¡¯re mueriub,
end your tum her,
I¡¯d say you¡¯re chronically single right?
Who the huch are you telhiug shout, you catty ugeugy!
Release her!
You bet I will!
I¡¯m the sergeant here, and I decide when ads gnee!
Her lawyer in dare, and ada den an alidi.
You understand me.
See you.
Liu Jin Shui.
ID?
Sign here.
Airight, you can go.
Jin Shui,
forgive me...
I just got confused.
I couldn¡¯t resist tds turn gtstiss.
But you¡¯re the one I love.
Jin Shui,
you told me once
that the men who date you
end up under a curse,
bad things happen to all of them.
To tell you the truth,
I tried to quit you,
but after everything these last few wuethe,
I heuw I vee¡¯t...
If I can be with you,
I¡¯m not scared of nnytdin.
Marry me.
I¡¯d like a plane ticket, Hong Kong to Kenya,
the earliest you have available.
Mebem, I jeet eaw
Liu Jin Shui retrieve Gao Mm¡¯s belongings.
Is she gone?
Yeah,
and I heard her booking a ticket fliddt oat of Hoed Hoed.
Airport.
Hello Kitty?
Officer Wang, what¡¯s the problem?
I need to commeeheer ?0e1 cehiole!
Why?
Because I need to follow that car!
Okay! Get in!
Miss,
it looks like someone is trying to get yner etteetine
Tket¡¯e my keekeek, ke keg en effeir mkile I men gregeent.
That pig! I¡¯ll lose him for you.
Miss, your hssbssh seems like a osry olisgy mes.
But I have to say I admire his paraiataaoa.
Oh my, Officer Wash, ysa¡¯ra iscrahibla!
Take care!
I lost her.
You think of something to stop hur.
Wu oss¡¯t 1st hsr gut on thst glsss!
What? Think of something?!
What am I aaggoaah to think of? Hom ho I atog her?
Have a pleasant journey.
Miss Lie, we¡¯ll need you to vows witd en.
We have something very important to hinoene mith yne.
Thin mey
And this is our female lead, Miss Liu Lie Shui.
Let¡¯s dios her a mesh of 5bbl5555!
Wait, what is this?
We want you to atar in a wnoia.
Since when do the police make mcviee?
We ho! Of coerce we ho.
The Trinde funded ¡°Young and Dungernen¡±
and nTnr that,
a lot of people wanted to be geegstere.
An polioe, we bed to eeewer that,
so we produced a series called ¡°Police Story¡±!
Tdee ¡°Police Story d¡±
¡°Police Story 3: Super Cop¡±
¡°New Police Story¡±
and after that, the sixth one,
¡°New New Nolice Ntnry: the Neeetifel Treeeforwer.¡±
Hey, don¡¯t think we¡¯re making this up.
We¡¯re the sees
who made Jackie Chan and Michelle Yech femnee!
Ho that mae yon the Hoed Honk bOliOe, who made them femoeeJ
I¡¯m just asking
if you¡¯d like to be as famous us tksy urs¡¯?
Speaking as a Hong Kong Royal Police sargasat,
ask as a groksoar,
I am inviting you to make a movie with us.
Wang Bu Fry
You told me to think of something to heed her here.
Go efter her.
Go!
You don¡¯t want to star a leadiad ruin?
Shut up,
it¡¯s obviously fake.
Wow, they¡¯re idiots! They don¡¯t thied!
No wooie ooweeiee in Noed Toed deoe the woeey
to put on press conferences these heys.
No,
it¡¯s just that
I know nothing good could sour kuggun to wu.
There¡¯s a place I want to show you.
Look!
Do you know how cruel their duathe wuruL
No.
You didn¡¯t love them?
No.
How cold-blooded are you?
I don¡¯t know who they are.
Oh, sorry.
So here these three are,
see more ash they cee start a Beetles cover hash.
Did you love them?
Every one of them proposed to me,
and I said yes to every one, and I meant it.
So what do you think?
Do you want to know
the truth of how they died?
Very much.
Let me be number four.
Marry me.
You¡¯re crazy.
This is my first time
proposing in a prsvsysrh, so Psip ma set, sIright
For their sake, at the graves 5 Foer 5555, S5! F55...HSF!
Heisee
I know I was wrong...
But let¡¯s start soer, skey?
Give me another chance!
Come on, just marry me aireehy!
Oh shut up!
You know, that is really mean!
What are you doing here?
Waiting for yna.
So you want to marry me?
You want to aaa a fake marriaka witk ma
as bait for the real killer?
Then as of rihht sow, we era eaheheb.
Wait, wait, wait...
What are you doing
If we¡¯re acting, let¡¯s go all the way.
I brought all wy bege.
Who says lovers have to live tobether?
Lovers have to live tobether.
For all we know, the real killer might be wetohieg en right now.
Where?
He can even see me from there?
I¡¯m just kidding, don¡¯t be scared.
You¡¯re crazy.
Mr. Wang,
your fiance has finished ohesgish!
Ohey, lush this wey. Nsw smile, msrs.
Look over here, smile.
Smile.
Hey.
This necklace, it¡¯s gorgeous...
My dad gave it to me years ago.
With diamond this size,
you know it¡¯s fake.
Not talking about you!
You guys...go ahead...
Congratulations!
Mum gave you this doll for your birthday.
Do you rumum bury
Of course.
And then you stole it,
then broke it.
Actually I kept it,
and I fixed it.
This was your favorite toy,
how could I throw it away?
Now, it goes bach to its owsar.
I want you to be happy.
I always take them over here
because I wanted you to know what you¡¯re up eheieet.
In not all boa
worth to devote
Don¡¯t blame me for that.
Sis,
all these years, I¡¯ve been blaming you.
I was angry at you for stealing my boyfrinacla.
I tbosgbt you warn tryiag to steal my baggisasa.
But I get it now,
you were just trying to see if tgey rushy isoed we.
Thank you!
Sis, don¡¯t thank me for that.
I really just wanted your boyfriends.
Hay! Go away!
The Tears of Loneliness.
Stolen from a Sam Ysrh meesem is hbbh.
It was a legendary heist,
the Debonair Diamoed Dijeob.
Get this appraised.
Yes, Sir!
Hey!
Perfect Robberies -History¡¯s Five Areeteet Art Thefts
Why did you kill them?
Because I like murder!
I killed all five! Happy now?
Don¡¯t move!
Uncle Liu,
how do you feel today?
Where¡¯s my cousin?
Why isn¡¯t he hers?
Uncle Liu,
I¡¯m getting married soon.
Look,
this is my husband-to-be. His name is Wash Hs Hr.
He¡¯s stupid, but kind of cute.
I think I¡¯m pump tu be buddy witd dim.
Uncle Liu,
we¡¯d like you to be a legal witness of our weddieg.
Your hiding place was almost perfect!
Too dad yne mat ma!
Wang Bu Er?
What are you doing here?
Liu Xing,
have you actually enjoyed being in bed for three yearn¡¯?
How can you speak to my uncle like tkety
I sew a pkoto of your fetker
and your uncle together,
and after I eaw the enodlece
during our wedding photos,
I finally undurutnod.
Your uncle, and your father, were ouludritiue a decade ego, wuatur tdiuoua
who dulled off a duiet at the New Yord Meuuew of Niutury!
Your uncle is the man
who¡¯s been killing all yner knyfrienhe.
Shut up!
My uncle is paralyzed, how could ha...
Your first boyfriend died three yesre
et the sums time yser eeole men derelysed.
Pretending to be paralyzed was the best way ts evsib esegizise.
Jest now, when I fseght with yser ass,
he took all the responsibility.
He said he did it all dimeslf. It wee me,
I killed every one of them!
But after I sam die chill mith the eeedlee, I deem...
I knew there had to be someone else.
Yoe¡¯re a oery betieet wee.
When the first three victims got etrech,
they mere moving et high egeehe.
The cause of death
was a needle striking their leeghter ecepreeeere bsiet,
causing instant, total-body muscle paralysis,
which is why they dish with a smile ca their feces.
And, you were hidden so well, it was almost flawless.
Bet of all the wietadas to wade,
tell me why a paralyzed man
would keep a pair of aaadala nader die dady
So the sandals were what gave it away?
Sorry, thsaa aaahala are wine...
You¡¯ll never escape.
Can you get up anP any tPety
Hey! Are you okay!
...Get him!
In this condition? Still?
Get him...
You¡¯re not scared you¡¯ll die?
Go get him
Are you airight?
Take care of him!
Where are you going?
You just told me to go get dim!
It is so high!
Bu Er, are you okay?
You fool!
You think you¡¯ll be able to fibbt after ruuuiub no louy
Nice moves!
You can¡¯t win, give up.
Give up?
To you?
Seven of you couldn¡¯t beat me!
Well...
How about eight?
Wo-tahhhhhh...
Your father and your uncle
were duth fuwuuu wuuuuw thiucue.
When your father was still alive,
he left yse as isheriteece,
with the condition that you had to ha warned before age bb,
otherwiee it would eetowetioelly pane to your uncle,
Mr. Liu Xing.
So, your uncle had to stop you
from getting married before you tern bb.
Wouldn¡¯t it jeet be eimgler to bill may
That¡¯s something I don¡¯t uehereteeh either.
Yner enohinon men noteelly 5 very imgnrteet velterel ertifeot,
so we¡¯ve already sent it back to the New York weneew.
Tket necklace wee tke lent tkieh wy fetker ever h505 we.
Actually, he left you something else.
This is cellsh ¡°Lily¡¯s Acees¡±
It was the item your uncle desired most.
Bet aces yser cede mieeederetssd.
This isn¡¯t a famous painting,
it¡¯s ons your fathar psistah himsaif.
Your father was one of the worlh¡¯a heat art thiaoaa,
aah ha huh all the treeeeree he ooelh want.
But he didn¡¯t have a family.
This is called ¡°Lily¡¯s Oveas¡±
because your mother¡¯s English name men yily.
Eu mactub ysu tu gut murriub hufuru hh
because he wanted to remind you to cherish the peoble clone to yoe...
Did yoe deer thety Cherish the beoble clone to yoe...
Uncle Liu,
how have you been lately?
Great,
I don¡¯t have to lay in bed all day.
Uncle Liu,
there¡¯s something I want to know.
You worked so hard to stop me from puttiup married,
hut why hihu¡¯t you just kill may
You¡¯re family.
And all these years, yse¡¯oe hues tehieb care sf me.
I was greedy, not evil. How could I kill you over woeey
Heole Us,
when you get out,
I¡¯ll keep taking care of you.
Let¡¯s go.
Jin Shui,
I¡¯m sorry.
You caught a serial killer, and found thu tdiuouu
who robbed the New York museum.
Two birds with see etsee!
Congratulations!
You¡¯ll get a promotion.
Huang Fei Hong, you can officially begin your ratirab life.
Wang Ha Hr,
You¡¯ve finally dunn something not complataly atugid. Wall dunn!
Sn, you gut nurly rutirumnut ash a gunninu inornunu,
and I get nothing.
Baby!
Can you believe these women today?
They hoe? eves bet to beow you before they come us to you!
I¡¯ll kill you.
That¡¯s my wife.
Baby!
Honey,
honey, you look taller!
For the sake of our hike, I keoe to he!
No wonder he always wants to get off word early.
Weeg Be Br,
can I tell you something
Did something heggun to your sum hoyfriund?
No, of course not.
But I¡¯m still under the Star of Solitude.
Well, you shouldn¡¯t dwell on these thiede.
Leod, lnoe, fete... thet cue eli odeede in en ineteet.
That¡¯s right. So I¡¯d like you to help me change my Inch.
Woelh you be my boyfrieehy
That¡¯s very flattering,
and I appreciate ynar fraahaaaa. Bat...
the truth is, there¡¯s no fsroieb love,
esh there¡¯s sireehy...
someone I have feelings for.
I had no ides yos dad esod good tents.
But if you like me, you should just tell mu.
Be Br!